We are talking about the 7 not so simple measures that you fear and wake up in cold sweats in the middle of the night thinking of what it is you have been procrastinating for years to do. You have tried and tried. First you lost the weight… then you gained the weight back. Then you lost..then you gained and the cycle continues.
"God I feel so fat. I should never have eaten that Harvest Vegan Nut Roast stuffed with Tofu soaked in Alpaca sweat. I feel like I'm ready to rip out of this shirt AND actually fart."