Real or Rumor? China is killing the fun by censoring the Internet AND now they want to do in Avatar

by LSJ on January 20, 2010

"Sam, I know you are Australian but I want a really good American accent from you for this new movie of mine. It doesn't matter if you put an American actor out of work. You Aussies work cheap and I've already spent $300 million on this film. Now, if you look over in this direction you'll see I have a Chinese guy playing an Aussie. Yes, I know it is complicated. But, I am James Cameron, a Canadian who most people think is American."

The government of China is having a lot of fun lately at the expense of  some very successful porno sites and now that great American movie ….Avatar. This giant Chinese nation still wants to protect its people from the morally corrupt western world. It makes me wonder why Google should even bother with this nation of 1.3 billion people.

MONEY honey and more money. Yum. But, as free as the U.S. is (or was before a guy hid something in his shoe and then recently a guy stuck an explosive device in his underpants…which I understand were the never need ironing new Haines line) we are not wanted because we are a bad Internet influence…being uncensored and all and have such a good time with email spamming people all over the world.

Back to subject if I may. Avatar has grossed around $75 million in China. The Chinese liked the film but the government wants to protect its own film industry. Which is interesting since I never really knew they had a film industry.

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